No, all the "good ole' boys" have a still in their 300 acre backyard, and do moonshine runs, while trying to keep away from Rosco. of course, when half his cheek is gone, his singing career will be up and running full steam ahead, just like the General, huh?

Well, yeah, I guess he should make himself an exception for HEALTH reasons, since his mouth is such a major part of his identity, but it doesn't detract from his LOOKS, IMO. 

And hey, you (and Tara) are invited to come on down here and check out my 300 acre backyard and my Moonshine distillery and ride barefoot in my General Lee.  YEEEE-HAAWW!!